April 3, 2026
Project hail mary (2026)
Ryan Gosling stars in a deep cut hard sci-fi drama that turns into nickelodeon buddy road trip half-way through. Despite this, the film manages to keep focus, with many tense scenes along the way. Just watch out for the dance party ending. 7/10
March 6th, 2026
Hoppers (2026)
Newest Pixar film that features a Big Hero 6 background character and her quest to save from furry critters from public infrastructure. A very cliché and run of the mill "save the forest" film but with robots thrown in. Some of the set pieces are fun. 5/10
October 31st, 2022
Cemetary man (1994)
While the plot was hard to follow, and even nonsensical at times, "Cemetary Man" is the best horror film we have seen in the past 10 years. With amazing cinematography and a thrilling soundtrack, the film messes with the mind and the soul. Also, there are tities along the way. 7/10
October 26th, 2022
Darrell e Brooks found guilty of all charges
Today civil rights activist Darrell Brooks was found guilty of 76 counts of "driving while black", in another display of the white man raping black America. Death by feeding is likely.
"Martin Luther King is rolling in his grave" - Barrack Obama
"Pour one out for a real Nigga" - Kanye West
October 18th, 2022
Super mario brothers (1993)
"Luigi, it's a mushroom" - Mario. In preparation for the new Super Mario movie set to release next year, we decided to watch the original. While the film has basically nothing to do with the game, what we found was one of the best cyberpunk films of the 20th Century. 5/10
SEPTEMBER 5th, 2022
MoonFall (2022)
A disaster movie if it browsed /X/. But seriously, we did not expect this movie to just go completely off the rails like this one did. While we expected another mediocre disaster flick much like Geostorm. Moonfall suprised us not with good characters and writing, but a plot so insane, we almost have to respect it. 4/10
AUGUST 10TH, 2022
sTEALTH (2005)
Imagine the unholy bastard child of 2001 "A Honda Odyssey", "Top Gun", and "Team America, World Police", yet with none of the subtlety, riveting action, or comedy, and you have STEALTH. A film that is considered one of the biggest financial failures in Hollywood history. At least the soundtrack was good. 3/10
JUNE 24TH, 2022
FAIRFAX: MUMBLE RAP CITY
One of the most recent adult cartoons from Amazon, Fairfax is about a soyfilled white boi from Idaho (thats just waiting to have his bussy filled) moving to LA with his black mom to meet our riveting new characters such as obese Ricegum, a brown skinned feminist of questionable ethnicity, and Web Negro 3.0.
3/10
JUNE 23rd, 2022
ROE VS WADE ABORTED, FEMIODS ON SUCIDE WATCH
This Friday, based negro judge aborted women's right to kill their fetuses with impunity. Women of all shapes and sizes are now raging across the JewSA and have taken to twitter and reddit, saying "casual sex is now dead, long live the sponge". The black judge commented: "the gays are next".