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While the plot was hard to follow, and even nonsensical at times, "Cemetary Man" is the best horror film we have seen in the past 10 years. With amazing cinematography and a thrilling soundtrack, the film messes with the mind and the soul. Also, there are tities along the way. 7/10

"Luigi, it's a mushroom" - Mario. In preparation for the new Super Mario movie set to release next year, we decided to watch the original. While the film has basically nothing to do with the game, what we found was one of the best cyberpunk films of the 20th Century.  5/10

A disaster movie if it browsed /X/. But seriously, we did not expect this movie to just go completely off the rails like this one did. While we expected another mediocre disaster flick much like Geostorm. Moonfall suprised us not with good characters and writing, but a plot so insane, we almost have to respect it. 4/10

Imagine the unholy bastard child of 2001 "A Honda Odyssey", "Top Gun", and "Team America, World Police", yet with none of the subtlety, riveting action, or comedy, and you have STEALTH. A film that is considered one of the biggest financial failures in Hollywood history. At least the soundtrack was good. 3/10

One of the most recent adult cartoons from Amazon, Fairfax is about a soyfilled white boi from Idaho (thats just waiting to have his bussy filled) moving to LA with his black mom to meet our riveting new characters such as obese Ricegum, a brown skinned feminist of questionable ethnicity, and Web Negro 3.0. 

3/10